Well Wednesday is here and it feels like it's friday!! HEEEELLLLLLOOOOOOO, weekend.........I.just finished my 2nd zumba class of the week and I feel great, I really do, my body is just so tired it will probably be tomorrow or oh say,, monday before my body is actually feeling the way my brain says it is! :)
So I leave you this evening with a few quotes. Enjoy~~~~~~~~~~~~
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more. ~Walter Matthau
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. ~Barbara Enberg (I do believe this is now my all time favorite quote! I love dessert!)
Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one.......and got hit by a bus. ~Bob Rubin
I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. ~ Rita Rudner
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue. ~Dilbert
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by. ~Will Rogers
When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this? ~David Brent
Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo." ~Rita Rudner
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