"There is a bit of insanity in dancing that does everybody a great deal of good."
~Edwin Denby

Tuesday, February 1, 2011


I received the following recently in an email. And oh how so many of them are true!! I promise you at least one of them is bound to make you laugh!!  I'm not sure of the origin of the list but I do know that I'm sure glad it was passed to me! Thank you Mrs. Creasy!!

Hope you enjoy them as much as I did!!


1.       I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2.       Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3.       I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4.       There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5.       How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6.       Was learning cursive really necessary?
7.       Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8.       Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9.       I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10.   Bad decisions make good stories.
11.   You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12.   Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13.   I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14.   I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
15.   I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
16.   I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
17.   I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
18.   I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
19.   How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?
20.   I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front.  Stay strong, brothers and sisters!
21.   Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.
22.   Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.
23.   Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
24.   The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important

p.s. the weekend is almost here!!

p.s.s. did I mention I'm spending the rest of this week shopping, cooking and cleaning for our girls slumber party this saturday!!

p.s.s.s. I'm sooooooooooo excited for our slumber party!!! Homemade pizza, sangria wine, cookies, brownies, and chick flicks!!

p.s.s.s.s. I promise I haven't forgotten I'd share Pistol's story with you! And oh you're going to love him and want him (everyone does)!!!!


  1. Am I the only person who comments? I don't see any others. Keep up the good work, I love reading your blog. Girls night slumber party - I AM READY! Even got an old obscure chick flick ordered that I love...hope it arrives in time. Don't get crazy with the cleaning, because no place is complete without dog hair anyway! And if I bring Josie, she'll just add to it.

  2. I'm so glad you enjoy reading the blog :) Keep readin' and keep commenting!!!